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Optimistic & Sarcastic

If you can create a photograph
without a camera
that is what makes you a
photographer rather than
just a person with a camera.

tr0ye-0ak13y:

Tight skin, bodyguard
Gucci down the boulevard
Cocaine, dollar bills
My happy little pill...



Jul 26th at 12AM / via: heyhihellocaroline / op: anus / 1,549,008 notes

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up


15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.


"It’s funny because you fucked up
Not me
But yet I’m the one whos sitting here fucked
I guess
You’re just a stronger person"


Jul 26th at 12AM / via: heyhihellocaroline / op: bravedad / 87,084 notes

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with



flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon


spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit


robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly


Jul 26th at 12AM / via: heyhihellocaroline / op: biforce / 584,548 notes

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you


cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

Follow for more fun science facts.


Jul 26th at 12AM / via: heyhihellocaroline / op: wild-rness / 663,953 notes

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge


rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not