Tight skin, bodyguard
Gucci down the boulevard
Cocaine, dollar bills
My happy little pill...
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
"It’s funny because you fucked up
But yet I’m the one whos sitting here fucked
You’re just a stronger person"
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
the game is evolving too quickly
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not